Neotyr

chansondesfleurs:

onewingedeagle:

jesumonster:

veelafreckles:

Running over the hotel lobby, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Veela! And he gives a low cry:

“I’m going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!!”

Prowling out of the tundra, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Jessica! And she gives a low howl:

“I’m going to smash you until you acquire caulrophobia, and trade you for a candy bar!!!”

(just for the record, caulrophobia isn’t a word. Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns…)

Running along the tarmac, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sare! And she gives an ominous bellow:

“This one’s for you, mom! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!!”

 

Prowling out of the tundra, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Hana! And she gives a vengeful bellow:

“I’m going to torment you for such a long time, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!”

Skulking on the desert, brandishing a vorpal blade, comethNeotyr! And he gives a gutteral cry:

“I’m going to pulverize you with such reckless abandon, you will wake up from the Matrix!”

jbeeks55:

experiment-six-two-six:

Swimming with Coach Ariel

Physical Education with Mr. Shang

Dance with Coach Esmerelda

Chef Silver

History with Mr. Thatch

Drama and Performing Arts with Mr. Trouillefou

Counseling with Dr. Heimlich and Dr. Slim

Band with Mr. Naveen and Mr. Lou

Biology with Dr. Jookiba

Home Ec. with Mrs. Naveen

Driver’s Ed. with Ms. DeVil

Geometry and Algebra with Mr. Basil

Chorus with The Muses

Language Arts with Madame Belle

Chemistry with Ms. Yzma, and her Teacher’s Assistant, Kronk

Physics with Dr. Finklestein

Government with Professor Frollo

Calculus and Pre-Calculus with Ms. Mode

Activity Director Genie

Art with Mrs. Fitzherbert

Football with Coach Phil

School Secretary Sebastian

Superintendent Cobra Bubbles

Nurse Ursula

Janitor Wall•E

Vice Principal Rafiki

and of course Principal Yensid

This is actually where I go to school. Welcome to SoCal :)

~ JB