March 2012
Running over the hotel lobby, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Veela! And he gives a low cry:
“I’m going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!!”
Prowling out of the tundra, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Jessica! And she gives a low howl:
“I’m going to smash you until you acquire caulrophobia, and trade you for a candy bar!!!”
(just for the record, caulrophobia isn’t a word. Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns…)
Running along the tarmac, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sare! And she gives an ominous bellow:
“This one’s for you, mom! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!!”
Prowling out of the tundra, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Hana! And she gives a vengeful bellow:
“I’m going to torment you for such a long time, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!”
Skulking on the desert, brandishing a vorpal blade, comethNeotyr! And he gives a gutteral cry:
“I’m going to pulverize you with such reckless abandon, you will wake up from the Matrix!”
February 2012
C C C Combo Breaker !!
Swimming with Coach Ariel
Physical Education with Mr. Shang
Dance with Coach Esmerelda
Chef Silver
History with Mr. Thatch
Drama and Performing Arts with Mr. Trouillefou
Counseling with Dr. Heimlich and Dr. Slim
Band with Mr. Naveen and Mr. Lou
Biology with Dr. Jookiba
Home Ec. with Mrs. Naveen
Driver’s Ed. with Ms. DeVil
Geometry and Algebra with Mr. Basil
Chorus with The Muses
Language Arts with Madame Belle
Chemistry with Ms. Yzma, and her Teacher’s Assistant, Kronk
Physics with Dr. Finklestein
Government with Professor Frollo
Calculus and Pre-Calculus with Ms. Mode
Activity Director Genie
Art with Mrs. Fitzherbert
Football with Coach Phil
School Secretary Sebastian
Superintendent Cobra Bubbles
Nurse Ursula
Janitor Wall•E
Vice Principal Rafiki
and of course Principal Yensid
This is actually where I go to school. Welcome to SoCal :)
~ JB


























